Lockdown by Lazarus 1: He Is Returned!

Fire up the prayer engines! Prostrate yourselves before the idiot box! Sing Borisana!

He is returned!

For

Fuck's

Sake!

I mean read this shit! Is he talking about a different country and a different government? Dominic Raab has done a "terrific job"? By what standard? Is he being compared to a rabbit caught in the headlights? the guy is a buffoon. He and Patel have been a shitshow, what with her inability to count and her claiming that, during a lockdown a resultant drop in shoplifting is a victory!

The shops arne't open m'dear!

Johnson wants to thank us for our sheer grit and guts, like we're the audience at a gig. "Thanks for coming, now go home and don't breathe ever again!"

He knows it's tough...from his second home. No doubt attended by staff putting themselves at risk. Actually I've no idea how Chequers is run but I doubt the PM goes to Asda before retiring there to do a big shop for a weekend break. Bottle of port, a tub of fois gras, some vol au vonts (I'm not even going to look up the correct spelling), and a copy of the Telegraph. No I dont' have a club card, just the national debt. Will that do?

He likens the virus to a mugger. This is the extent of the Tory boy's imagination. They have to characterise it in such a way that it, a bacteria for god's sake, becomes a bogeyman. This is nationalism. Capital's desperate propagandist. Throw a flag at it, spray it with sweat from Churchill's testicles, sing along to Vera Lynn. That'll work. Don't cook it a chicken masala, a spagbol, don't read it the Quran. Those are bound to make it worse.

They call this bullshit 'Churchillian'. Only in the sense that it was spoken by a bullish racist toff and contains words in English. The only reason I can think of to get behind Johnson would be to stick the proverbial (and not actual, GHCQ, in case you're reading!) knife in.

Gawd help us. He has returned. No doubt tomorrow's screamsheets and broadrags will be full of praise for this standard issue ruling class drivel. Anthem for the elite. People that think we've got to work together to beat the evil mugger virus are ignorant of the reality: where was the 'blitz spirit' when the NHS first needed (and still needs) PPE? It's just empty rhetoric for empty heads. Skulls internally lit by a flickering neon sign reading "no blacks no dogs no Irish, no hope!"

Praise fucking be! Class War!