I've often wondered how Daily Mail readers function; programmed as they are with such contradictions, as satirised by the brilliant Daily Mail Island.
In Star Trek, ships are powered at warp speed by the collision of matter and antimatter.
In the mind of the Daily Mail reader, it's the collision of matter and doesn't matter that provides energy that keeps them going. Otherwise they'd simply fall down, or start shooting people with guns.
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