Thursday, 10 December 2020

Advent Calendar 9: Welcome To The Long Grass

Oh that didn't happen then.

Can kicked. Road extended. More dinners. More feasting for a bloated fool to enjoy. Stuffing his face at the expense of our entire economy. Does this seem right? I thought Brexit was all about taking control, but it was just a power grab. Now one man, with his deception acquired mandate has control over us all. How is that anything to celebrate. He's literally the worst human we could have scraped off of the scabby ink stained sticky printers at the Daily Mail.

I don't feel particularly empowered.

Apparently London is in particularly dire straits as regards Covid. Can't think why, what with it being the capital of our economy during a viral outbreak during the Christmas consumer pandemic. Bristol is in Tier 3 but has better numbers. London has lots of Tories and landlords and their profit hungry chums. Can't imagine why it's not in Tier 3!

So the government is now officially deadlier than the pandemic: Corona has cut life expectancy, in England and Wales (Scotland doesn't count, they are fuelled by deep fried mars bars and can function without vitamin D by consuming the ginger from their hair) by a year.Tory austerity has had a far greater effect. The result of which is ideological and therefore deliberate. So it's empirically proven that the Tories are a far greater pandemic, spread through low grade pork produce.

Such as Gammon!


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